Pick the month you were born:
January------I tongue kissed
February-----I masturbated
March---------I bit the ass of
April-----------I licked
May-----------I jumped on
June----------I smelled
July-----------I did the nasty with
August-------I had oral sex with
September---I farted all over
October------I had a Deliverance moment with
November----I sucked
December----I ran over

Pick the day (number) you were born on:
1- ------a birdbath
2-------a monster
3-------a phone
4-------a fork
5-------a snowman
6-------a gangster
7-------my cell phone
8------- my dog
9-------my best friends' boyfriend
10-------my neighbor
11-------my science teacher
12-------a banana
13-------a fireman
14-------a stuffed animal
15-------a goat
16-------a pickle
17-------your mom
18---- ---a spoon
19------- a smurf
20-------a baseball bat
21-------a ninja
22-------Chuck Norris
23-------a noodle
24-------a squirrel
25-------a football player
26-------my sister
27-------my brother
28-------an ipod
29-------a surfer
30-------a llama
31-------A homeless guy

Pick the color of shirt you are wearing right now:
White--------because I'm cool like that.
Black---------because that's how I roll.
Pink----------because I'm NOT crazy.
Red----------because the voices told me to.
Blue----------because I'm sexy and I do what I want.
Green---------because I think I need some serious help.
Purple--------because I'm AWESOME!
Gray----------because Big Bird said to and he's my leader.
Yellow--------because someone offered me $1,000,000.
Orange -------because my family thinks I'm stupid anyway.
Brown--------because I can.
Other---------because I'm a Ninja !
None----------because I can't control myself

I farted all over Chuck Norris because I think I need some serious help.

I farted all over a smurf because I'm sexy and I do what I want.

And, as an added bonus for those who played PlanetSide:

:nc:

Farted all over indeed...

I jumped on an iPod because the voices told me to.

I did the nasty with your mom because the voices told me to.

I did the nasty with your mom because the voices told me to.

Note that he's not playing the game, just stating facts.

I had oral sex with a monster because I can!

I jumped on a squirrel because I'm sexy and I do what I want.

I licked a birdbath because Big Bird said toand he's my leader.

I ran over a smurf because Im cool like that!

I had a Deliverance moment with a snowman because thats how I roll.

I licked my sister because that's how I roll.


Last time i checked I don't have a sister


and John's is

I smelled Chuck Norris because that's how I roll.
and he says that it True

How about the little one? :)