Way back in 1780, there was a very small Revolutionary War battle fought a few miles from my house. Every year, they have a re-enactment and so forth and while reading an article about it in the paper, here are some of the events.....


Ongoing activities include tomahawk throwing contest, skillet tossing contests, firing of the cannon and log cabin tours.


Who wants to come see how far they can toss Skillet? :yup:

You cannot toss the Son of Chuck Norris....for I have become convinced that is who Skillet is.

Alas, we will never know who his mother is, as on the day of Skillet's birth she was accidentally killed when Chuck, in his joy, delivered a roundhouse kick to her face. Chuck hasn't been able to be with a woman since...

In Soviet ATF-land, you do not toss the skillet.... the skillet tosses you.

and we get to throw cannon? Sweet! A 2fer!