View Full Version : What you can't do at work


GenePool
03-27-2007, 10:56 PM
Many of us are in the unfortunate situation of having to work for a living. At these jobs I am sure there are certain things one is not supposed to do. Now is the time to post those.
I Work for an IT firm and something I can't do is show emotion while talking to people. I've tried to slip by on just filtering the emotions I express while talking to a client however, I still tend to accidently insult their intelligence. The stoic deadpan expresion is a solid defence against this unpleasant occasional lapse of the social graces.
I have yet to figure out a good way of explaining to a customer how those are vents on the back of the printer and not paper feeds. (As a side note the vents were very full) While using anything less than my best stoic deadpan expression. Talking slowly while doing so helps as it makes it easier not to break out in laughter until one has put a safe five miles or so between themselves and the job site.

Stang
03-28-2007, 05:25 PM
:lol:

The things you hear about what people think things are on an item. That has to be hard not to be able to laugh :D.

Gryphon
03-29-2007, 09:48 AM
Hmm, I am not sure what I can't do at work. Nothing springs to mind.

Spinning Hat
03-29-2007, 01:11 PM
I'm the boss, so what I say goes. :D

Stoke
03-29-2007, 02:09 PM
I'm not supposed to use the internet for fun or entertainment purposes. This includes viewing this site.

SilverTalon
03-29-2007, 02:10 PM
That's why we call you old and make fun of you all the time Stoke...so you can honestly tell people you are not here for fun. :p Nor are you entertained by being mocked.

No fun + not entertaining = must be work. :D

Stang
03-29-2007, 05:11 PM
I can do anything at my work :).

Stoke
03-29-2007, 07:38 PM
Including dancing naked on the desk???

Photos please.

SilverTalon
03-30-2007, 04:23 AM
Including dancing naked on the desk???

Photos please.

I concur with the Tribal Elder...*****eenshots or it didn't happen.

Stang
03-30-2007, 05:31 PM
Only certain members get those photos. And well guess you'll have to watch the webcam more for those kinda activities ;).

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