http://www.militantplatypus.com/blog/archives/3561

wait, wait, wait, now I can't open it!

I too lol'd

wait, wait, wait, now I can't open it!

Yup!!!!! That was the part that floored me too!

rofl

:rofl:

A real life transcript of technical support:
Cast: 1 User, 2 Tech support

User is sitting at the PC while the tech stands nearby.
1: How do I change my screen size?
2: I'll walk you through it. Just right click on your desktop.
1: where?
2: Anywhere on the desktop.
1: (left clicks)
2: Try the button on the right side of the mouse.
1: (right clicks on clock)
2: Umm, left click in the very middle of the screen.
1: (Demonstrating newfound knowledge of left and right left clicks in middle of screen)
2: Alright, this is where we started. So go ahead and right click right there on the middle
1: (right clicks)
2: Now click properties.
1: (click)
2: I apologize I should have been more specific left click on properties.
1: Where did that box go
2: It disappeared when it was right clicked, just right click in the middle of the screen again.
1: (right clicks)
2: Now left click on properties.
1: (left clicks poperties)
2: Alright, now left click the settings tab.
1: Where?
2: It's on the top right corner.
1: (clicks the X)
2: (considers euthanasia for the good of the species)