View Full Version : When GMs Screw up, you get free gold!


Banne
01-03-2007, 01:05 AM
Okay, so here is my story from today/ tonight.

I found this asshat named bankofrow that said he had a belt of might for sale for 150g, just what I wanted it at, so he said he had to go to a guild raid and seeing as he was in SW, and I was in IF, he decided to COD it to me for 150. So, I get it sent to me and its wrapped in a blue box and has a COD of 150g...so im turbo suspicious at this point and time. So, I page a GM and ask for confirmation as to what the item inside the box was. I talked to a really nice GM for a while about stuff, and he ASSURED me that inside that box was a damned belt of might. Well guess what, it wasnt a damn belt of might, it was a friggen flint and tinder or whatever, lol. So im pissed that im out 150g at this point and time. So I logged off for a few hours. I came back on later and put in a ticket about the GM basically lying to me. So I get a response from a GM that says after looking over the transcripts between me and the other GM, the GM had mislead me against my previous instinct to return the COD and to Open it, so he forwarded my 150g back which he said would take a few days at least. Well, I then got another GM response from the same ticket (wtf? I never get 1 GM to respond, much less 2, so they must have known they ****ed up somehow.) So this guy tells me, shit, we ****ed up, sorry, you were right calling a GM, and the GM ****ed you in the butt and made you open it basically saying it was safe. So he said that he would handle the return IMMEDIATELY. So I look in my mailbox after my AV, and sure enough, there is an email from that player for 150g, PLUS the GM sent me 40 more gold, from where? I dont know, but it was from the player that scammed me. I think the GMs just gave me 40 of this asshat's gold. Im guessing hes banned or something because literally, it was 40 gold from somewhere, and im guessing it came from his account.

So yeah, thats my story of getting scammed and making money off of it thanks to the slick work of some GMs. Yay me. Yay Blizz. Yay scam busting.

I love free gold.

Nizuttz
01-03-2007, 03:35 AM
You're a dumbshit.

Stoke
01-03-2007, 04:31 AM
Hey Banne.... I'm gonna COD you a package today. I promise there is something good in there. Just accept it....ok?

RagingSamster
01-03-2007, 05:31 AM
lol @ Niz

Your posts make me chuckle first thing in the morning

Stoke
01-03-2007, 05:50 AM
I like how in reality the 1st GM wtfpwn'ed Banne. He knew all along it was crap and said to his buddy "hey, watch me $%#@ this noob over...."

SilverTalon
01-03-2007, 06:07 AM
I like how in reality the 1st GM wtfpwn'ed Banne. He knew all along it was crap and said to his buddy "hey, watch me $%#@ this noob over...."

Would any of us have done any differently to him though? :) I mean...really...it's Banne...

The GM probably responded "Sorry, I'm just doing this for the next couple weeks as a past-time, and then I get a week away from Blizz and then right back to work. I currently have a GM rating of 0.0 and I normally play for a major sports franchise...WHO AM I?" :D

Danerune
01-03-2007, 07:29 AM
Thats just Gross Man!

Stoke
01-03-2007, 07:32 AM
Dane For The Win!!!!!!

SilverTalon
01-03-2007, 08:46 AM
w00t!

GM = Gross Man...true story.

The 40g he sent you was probably a mail that was supposed to go to another GM, but you intercepted it because it was so badly mailed. :D

On topic AND Bear bashing...does it get any sweeter?

Banne
01-03-2007, 10:18 AM
yeah, you could have not posted at all, and it would have been alot sweeter.

SilverTalon
01-03-2007, 10:22 AM
Awww...poor Banne :)

Don't worry, you made 40g on the deal, which has a much greater direct impact on your personal life than anything the Chicago Bears could ever do for you. :)

Stoke
01-03-2007, 11:06 AM
Awww...poor Banne :)

Don't worry, you made 40g on the deal, which has a much greater direct impact on your personal life than anything the Chicago Bears could ever do for you. :)

QFT

Banne
01-03-2007, 11:15 AM
Stoke, do you ever get tired of constantly sucking Silver's Dick? I mean seriously, grow a pair you old piece of trailer trash.

Danerune
01-03-2007, 11:42 AM
Banne just to note, I am pulling for the Bears this year and happen to root for Rex. Hope he pulls it together.

SilverTalon
01-03-2007, 12:21 PM
Something tells me that if Lovie Smith starts Grossman in the playoffs over Griese, Bears fans will rush the field at the first interception.

Also:

Stoke, do you ever get tired of constantly sucking Silver's Dick? I mean seriously, grow a pair you old piece of trailer trash.

I like the way you denote it with a capital D. I believe that accords it the proper emphasis and grandeur.

Nizuttz
01-03-2007, 12:22 PM
Stoke, do you ever get tired of constantly sucking Silver's Dick? I mean seriously, grow a pair you old piece of trailer trash.

This is why I love Banne... I only have room for one emo in my life though.

Banne
01-03-2007, 08:24 PM
And who invited this jerk back? Go hang out with your Nub *Minus Skeez* Guild mates.

Nizuttz
01-04-2007, 09:50 AM
Yay.. Bitchy Banne. :)

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