QUIZ:

You are driving in a car at a constant
speed. On your left side is a valley
and on your right side is a fire engine
traveling at the same speed as you.

In front of you is a galloping pig which
is the same size as your car and you
cannot overtake it. Behind you is a
helicopter flying at ground level.

Both the giant pig and the helicopter
are also traveling at the same speed
as you.

What must you do to safely get out of
this highly dangerous situation?

Correct answer to be posted later.

Get off the children's carousel and next time don't drink so much!

:lol:

I would just keep going. No mention of pig coming right at me. And everything is moving at the same speed. So I wouldnt care. I would just go until the pig gets tired, the truck gets to where it needs to be, the pilot realizes he is a dick, or the valley ends. Im too fucking logical for words.

Id hit the pig and make him into a lot of bacon and eat him. Then I would stop doing acid and seeing giant leaping pigs, which I would later realize was just niz jumping on a couch while watching pr0n. Id still eat/make him into bacon though. mmmm, good eating.

Id still eat/make him into bacon though. mmmm, good eating.

And like Thanksgiving, there'd be plenty leftover for sandwiches the next day...

And like Thanksgiving, there'd be plenty leftover for sandwiches the next day...


But then you'd just throw it all out cause by then you were tired of it....

But then you'd just throw it all out cause by then you were tired of it....

The comparison just grows more and more apt...doesn't it? ;)