MagnoliaFly
05-10-2006, 10:21 AM
http://www.consumerist.com/consumer/oozinator/the-oozinator-delights-children-170588.php
Hasbro Marketing Executive, a glowing light bulb bouncing merrily above his skull: “I’ve got it! First, we’ll design our new Supersoaker water gun with the shape and hue of a grotesque alien phallus. Then, instead of water, we’ll make it squirt ropes of thick, opalescent ooze! Finally, we’ll market it with a television spot in which a pan-ethnic rainbow of small children are the gleeful recipients to load after hot, sticky load shot all over their chests and faces! It’s a win!”
Even the Oozinator sounds like someone’s pet name for their masculinity… post venereal disease. Thanks, Joel!
The video on the page is hilarious.
Hasbro Marketing Executive, a glowing light bulb bouncing merrily above his skull: “I’ve got it! First, we’ll design our new Supersoaker water gun with the shape and hue of a grotesque alien phallus. Then, instead of water, we’ll make it squirt ropes of thick, opalescent ooze! Finally, we’ll market it with a television spot in which a pan-ethnic rainbow of small children are the gleeful recipients to load after hot, sticky load shot all over their chests and faces! It’s a win!”
Even the Oozinator sounds like someone’s pet name for their masculinity… post venereal disease. Thanks, Joel!
The video on the page is hilarious.