So while getting drunk with Banne, Baller, Mercutius, Balert, and Kaylan (new head o' MF), I was informed of an inactive account that had a pimped out super drood. I was like, "dang, if I jump to that account, I will be 1337, not to mention Banne and I can stop fighting over the account." So I was all for it. However, upon becoming sober, I learned that this dude left Mal'goonis for a different server and the account is still be used by said player. That made me cry a bit on the inside. So my question is...

Does anyone have an inactive account that they would be willing to let me have? I wont fuck up your characters and if you want said account back, I will be glad to hand it back. No, I wont buy it from you, but I will take care of it and get you cool stuff and whatnot. All I ask is that it is a char that is 60 or fairly near 60, because if I wanted to level, I would just buy a new account. Please let me know. Send me a PM or email or whatever. Thanks guys!

That was Fearce's account wasn't it!?

No, it was actually another guy. Im in the process of talking to Fearce or at least trying to get a hold of him. I would love to be the reason of a Fearce resurrection.

I will resurrect your anus.

with his wii wii

Fearce is so into EQ2 right now you wouldn't be able to pry him away even with the promise of the bestest MMORPG in the world.

Fearce is a tool for MMORPGs

He knows its true!

Aight, I just gotta get a hold of him now.