I'm bad at my class... I've been told so.

Why didn't you tell me I suck as a priest????

LOL... cause we love you with our peepees.

Well, we knew it was going to come up sooner or later when we saw you hanging out with Gryphon more and more...he's not a good influence on you.

Stand next to Stang more doing the raids and do what she does maybe? Granted...you'll probably get us all killed while you look for the button to turn into a bear...but still...

I would, but guild rogues like to build up 5 combo points on me and then hit me with a life ending eviscerate.

Lol.

Consider that a comment card about the healing said rogues feel they are receiving... >_>

I wouldn't help he would just stare at my bewbs.

Iceblock with MF said I was bad at playing my class. When I responded with "I bought this character off ebay" he already had me on ignore....

I don't think he understands the concept of Stabby Stab.

I love farking with ppl by telling them shit like that. Nitestalker (former Grand Marshal) got pissed at me in AB because I wouldn't heal with Niz and just stood there soaking up honor.

In response I told him, "My alt is Barlow." and he got uber pissed and kicked me from his group.

Well, it was someone from MF... You listen to those guys? I dunno why Baller hangs out with em. Asides from some of the old school guys, the rest are all a bunch of fucks. Also, when someone tells me that I dont know how to play my class, then should you really listen to them anyways? Tell him to make his own god damn priest. I enjoy the stabby stabby. By the way, that was totally my fault for taking over Banne and not knowing how to keep aggro off people. I can solo as a warrior, but I havent quite figured out the whole grouping thing yet.

Taunt, Sunder Armor, Revenge...place a stack of quarters on top of the keys for those buttons and get your character in the general area of the mob to be tanked and you can go off and watch TV. Seriously...that's tanking in a nutshell.

Ok, so you technically don't need to taunt after the first time usually and should keep it handy for adds, but most crowd control is good enough that you'll only fight a few mobs at a time.

I have to agree with Belenos...there's way, way, way too many people in MF that think "epix = skillz!" I expect that sort of idiocy from the Horde, but it appears that purples = lower IQ on the Alliance side as well.

but it appears that purples = lower IQ on the Alliance side as well.


I'm sorry I didn't hear what you said, I had my dagger in my ears. What?

Posing nude as the King of Hearts for the ATF playing card collection? I'm the Ace of Spades. :D

It wasnt your fault we wiped that time at all, plus that Iceblock guy was a jerk the entire time, I left soon after you did cause I was sick of hearing him bitch about how bad you were, when you were doing fine! I was the tank and besides from that once (and when Belenos took over for me for a few minutes) I didnt die!

I'm sorry I didn't hear what you said, I had my dagger in my ears. What?
That dagger sucks btw send me a tell in game about getting your benediction.

I know, one of the first wipes was because the mage kept breaking my shackle.

I hope 1.10 comes out tomorrow.. I'm ready to be Holy again.

Cannon, you are an awesome priest! I have sought to emulate you ever since I got my finkles skinner - Stabaciousness FTW!

Cannon...you heal rogues?!?!?!

Those guys are next to last on my list right above hunters..

I'm a bad healer...
Skillet do you have the healing numbers from the MC run last night???

Cannon stabbed a mob once and it ran in fear. True story. Then he healed Stoke (but Stoke just died). Also a true story.

:confused: :eek: :gah: :( :cry: :mad:

Skillet was running the meter last night in MC. ID was going on and on about how well they were doing. ATF's Priest and 2 Druids were the top 3 healers. They might be in for a shock when they run MC w/o us.

Hell ya!

Not bad for a stabby priest who can't play his character. :p

Not bad for a stabby priest who can't play his character. :p

Nobody heals a dead dwarf rogue like Cannon.

Nobody heals a dead dwarf rogue like Cannon.

I suppose the question being if Cannon was healing...how'd the dwarf get dead? :confused:


Oh right...the bats...

I suppose the question being if Cannon was healing...how'd the dwarf get dead? :confused:


Oh right...the bats...


I wasn't healing casue I was dead from a 5 combo point eviscerate!!!! :mad:

I can't think of a single run that we've had Sylvie, Stoke and Cannonball at the same time. :p Please try again.

I suppose the question being if Cannon was healing...how'd the dwarf get dead? :confused:



Maybe you just answered your own question...... ;)


Seriously... imagine the number of times the dwarf *WOULD* have died if not for the superior healing powers of the ATF Band-Aid Squad - CB, Dane (yes, even Dane), Chesty, and Samanda.

Notice the abscence of Gryphon in the above list of ATF Priests and Druids.... :p

Notice the abscence of any Paladins in the above list.:D

Baller saved your ass many a time Stoke. Mainly so he could pound it later...but still. :p

Baller saved your ass many a time Stoke. Mainly so he could pound it later...but still. :p

Is Baller here now? No, I didnt think so.... hence no Paladins on the list.

Plus we all know Baller is not really a Paladin.....he's Chuck Norris....

Hey stoke, why was I not included in the list? I heal your dumb dwarven butt all the time... except in that last LBRS run... Iwas dead before I could get a heal off

I dont recall you being around in the Dwarf days.... just the Warlock days. Therfore you did not get included. Maybe next time Cubby boy.

Granted, as old as Stoke is it's entirely possible that he's just gone senile.... :yup:

Very true

You saying the Moonkin dance doesnt help?

Alright, Alright... Niz will teach Cannon the proper way to heal. LOL.

Alright, Alright... Niz will teach Cannon the proper way to heal. LOL.


Stoke <---- Cancels subscription. ;) :yup:

Don't let him Cannon, don't do it!!! Run to the Moonkin, run!