Kids' Letters From Terrorist Camp

[Splidz]

Dear Mom and Dad,

Camp Taliban is great so far and it's going to get even better soon. A few of the older guys in camp left a couple hours ago to raid the girls' camp over on the other side of the sand dune and are going to try to see them without their burkas on. The counselors say, if they're successful, when they get back, the rest of us get to burn their eyes out with a red-hot poker.

All glory to Allah,
Zafir

http://www.mcsweeneys.net/2005/12/7woodwiss.html

[TimberWolf]

Dear Mom and Dad,

Why did you send me here? I'm the only American kid in the whole camp. I keep trying to explain to the other kids about how our family wants to destroy Western civilization from the inside just as much as they do from the outside, but they either don't believe me or don't care. So far they've short-sheeted my robes so they're above my knees and encouraged the camp cat to pee on my prayer rug. Now I just heard that tomorrow they're going to issue a wedgie fatwa against my underpants. Please, please let me come home.

Evan


This was interesting

[Splidz]

Ha ha yep. Hard to put your finger on exactly what point they're trying to get across with that one.

[skoog]

The one about making a pipe bomb look like a goat was the best.