Vicious
05-16-2005, 10:07 PM
If I was a Super Hero I'd be... "Needless Nudity Man". Although it is "Needless" it does not go unappreciated.
**SCENARIO**
Needless Nudity Man is in a 7-11 at the slurpie machine when a man comes in and yells:
"OK &#@!ers hit the deck, dont make a move and no ones gets hurt!!!"
This is Needless Nudity Man's chance, springing forward with clothes flying off of him like a dress on prom night stands before the robber with his hands on his hips and says:
"STOP evil-doer!"
The robber, astonished at what he is seeing, (and lets face it, what would you be thinking if you were this robber) says:
"What the Fu...." SLAAAAAP!!
When all of the sudden Needless Nudity Man gives the robber the Mushroom Stamp of Justice!! Thus ending the mans reign of terror.
**SCENARIO**
Needless Nudity Man is in a 7-11 at the slurpie machine when a man comes in and yells:
"OK &#@!ers hit the deck, dont make a move and no ones gets hurt!!!"
This is Needless Nudity Man's chance, springing forward with clothes flying off of him like a dress on prom night stands before the robber with his hands on his hips and says:
"STOP evil-doer!"
The robber, astonished at what he is seeing, (and lets face it, what would you be thinking if you were this robber) says:
"What the Fu...." SLAAAAAP!!
When all of the sudden Needless Nudity Man gives the robber the Mushroom Stamp of Justice!! Thus ending the mans reign of terror.